So, I’ve got these four o’clock flowers, right? They’re beautiful, bloom in the evening, the whole deal. My cat, Mittens,...

Alright, so I’ve been getting into gardening lately, and I’m totally obsessed with coneflowers (Echinacea, you know?). They’re just so...

Okay, so my favorite potted plant was looking a little sad. The soil level had sunk down, and I could...

Okay, so I’ve been having this, like, epic battle with Spanish moss in my yard. It’s everywhere, draping over my...

Okay, here’s my blog post about cleaning and quarantining new plants, written in a casual, personal style, and using basic...

Okay, so yesterday I finally got around to transplanting my bleeding hearts, and let me tell you, it was a...

Okay, so I’ve been wanting to grow a “Green Dragon” apple tree for a while now. I’d heard they’re super...

Okay, so I’ve been wanting to add some vibrant color to my garden, and I’ve been hearing a lot about...

Okay, so I’ve been wanting to grow my own pistachios for, like, forever. I finally decided to take the plunge...

Okay, here’s a blog post about my experience with the Philodendron Black Cardinal Variegated, written in the style you requested:...